This is very important to me
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Knife skills class handout. What does this mean for #KNIFEGRAB?
No knifegrab. Circle-slash knifegrab.
I mean. How the hell am I supposed to remember this?!
Perhaps a mnemonic device? Circle Slash Knifegrab. I’ll start:
C: Certainly the events which are about to transpire will have nothing to do with grabbing a knife
Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
30 ROCK’S OVER AND SHE’S STILL GETTING NOMINATIONS AYYYY
On July 5, 2014 John and I literally had the best day ever.
Photo by the amazing Jesse Pafundi.
And you planned every amazing moment of it yourself. And everyone had more fun than they can remember. And I am really happy you married me.